Not Me Monday 5/31

 I've not done a "Not Me Monday" in a while so here goes. When my husband asked me to do some laundry today I did not wash my clothes first, thats just wrong. There is no way I'm sitting here Pumping and watching Harry Potter while I type this, Nope not me. I have not spent my free time the past 2 days entering internet giveaways. Thats crazy I dont have any free time.

Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did not do the happy dance when I saw my package was delivered to my post office. I really did not stalk my mail box to see when it came. I would never get so excited over cloth diapers for Eian.

I did not rip open the above package and smile like a goofy monkmee at the custom diapers just for Eian. I do not love Chunky Monkey Diapers that much.

I mean those are not the cutest diapers ever I would never wish my whole stash was those.

I did not just make my 1st 3 Not mes about cloth diapers.

I would never sit here typing this while my kids are yelling at each other in the other room. I would never not get up to check on them unless someone was really crying.

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

1. I did Not leave the clean folded laundry in the living room floor for 3 days. Especially not when we had company this weekend.

2. I most certianlly did not want to swip the little tiny baby with Down syndrome at the conference on Saturday.

3. I did not let my youngest go to therapy with dirty feet and not shoes today.

4. I would never let my oldest run around outside in his underwear. That would not be good parenting.

5. I never, ever spend day after day praying and following Little Stellan and his heart adventure.

6. I am not getting sad that no one wants to entery my giveaways. Especially since I am not spending my own money to geth them up and going.

7. I am not writing this while I should be working on Eian's room.

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did not forget to call my grandmother and let her know I was on my way with Alex for her to take him to school.

I did not laugh at the mom breaking up a fight between her 2 little boys. After all it would never be my boys fighting in public.

I did not give Eian my cell phone playing Wild Thing to get him to stop crying.

I have not been on DiaperSwappers looking for good ideas for my up coming store. Thats just wrong.

I did not spend $13 a yard for Minky Fabric to make the boys blankets last week, and I most certainly did not buy a yard of 2 different colors.

I am not planning to spend the night with Joel tonight. Even if it was just so he could take Alex to school.

I do not look at craigslist 4-5 times a day. What I'm not cheap.

I am not letting Alex sit in his shirt and underwear and play the Nintendo DS and watch cartoons.

I also am not letting Eian run around in an unbuttoned onesie and over shirt, diaper, and one sock. Crazy I know who would ever do that.

I did not forget to go get Eian's dirty diapers from Joel's house yesterday to wash them.

Eian is not in a disposable diaper because I did not do the above statment.

I do not have 6 websites up at once.

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did not have to get up at 4am to clean the pack n play from a major poop explosion.

I did not have to stop in Hardee's parking lot to change a stinky diaper this morning.

I did not start this while Eian was having E.I.

I did not have to go to the utility office to have the power cut back on.

I did not drink a whole milkshake alone.

I did not drive home from therapy with the radio blasting Ice Ice Baby.

I am not sitting by the door waiting on the mail man in hopes my cloth diapers come today.

I have not gotten addicted to diaperswappers.

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

This is my 1st Not Me Monday. So here goes.

I did not beg Eian to go back to sleep this morning.

I did not feed Eian chocolate for breakfast, that would be bad parenting.

I did not lie to the doctor about Eian being finished with his breathing treatments.

I did not stand at the front door and watch the police search my neighborhood with the dog.

I did not stop at McD's and Subway to get me and the boys lunch.

I did not sit at the computer on facebook when I should have been working on important things.